The best places to serve as a topless waitress in Melbourne

If you’re looking to make ends meet as a topless waitress Melbourne features, we’ve taken the pain of compiling some Melbourne clubs that will need your waitressing services. Read and enjoy.

Revolver Upstairs

Revs, a.k.a. Revolver, will take you in on a Friday evening and treat you to some soul-tinged deep house, and then spit you out into Chapel Street the following morning, your ears still ringing with pounding techno. The lengthy run Saturday The Late Show has featured worldwide DJs and producers such as Pearson Sound, Maurice Fulton, Flava D, Loefah, Pinch, and Auntie Flo, in addition to local people on a weekly basis.

You frequently hear about ‘the cage,’ which sounds scary but is actually a booth in a dining area that accommodates local and international dance DJs. During more acceptable hours of the day, this dining area is converted into a delectable Thai restaurant. However, once in Revs, you begin to wonder what these are.

Angel Music Bar

Music takes center stage in this space, with a collection of records pouring out of Funktion One speakers constructed expressly to fill the space. Downstairs, DJs spin classics by John Coltrane, Susan Wong, Esther Phillips, and Ute Lemper, with smatterings of David Bowie, or you can travel upstairs to the 80-room black box venue for Animals Dancing, Crown Ruler, Cool Room, and Pelvis events. The space is extremely dark, with a single light projecting onto a disco ball, which forms an eclipse shadow above the DJ booth. And we’re not exaggerating when it comes to the speakers — those Funktion Ones deliver a serious punch. Plus, it’s an atmosphere that accentuates that topless waitress Melbourne vibe.


On Brunswick Street, the entry is marked by a red neon sign with shouty capitals. As you ascend the stairs, you are greeted by the severed head of Patrick Bateman from American Psycho. Dismembered mannequins dangle from the ceiling of the enormous chamber above. Glamorama is many things, but not subtle. DJs blasting electronica and a weekend liquor license until 5 a.m. (3 a.m. during the week) hammer home the devil-may-care attitude. And of course, there is always a space for that topless waitress Melbourne offers. Click here to read about things you should know before stripping in Sydney.


When Lounge on Swanston Street shuttered its doors in late 2018, it sent shockwaves across Melbourne’s party scene. However, Colour emerged from the ashes of Lounge. Colour is operated by Liam Alexander, Ben Rausa, and previous Lounge owner Carlo Colosimo. It is located on Queensberry Street in Carlton. The theater itself has a long and illustrious history. Originally a chapel, this 1835 structure also housed the short-lived club Yours and Mine and the 1990s S&M club Hellfire. Colour features a bandroom on the first floor (complete with brilliantly orange walls) and a 24-hour license (except for between 7-10am on Sundays).

Sub Club

Sub Club is a subterranean nightclub located in Flinders Court, a little-known alley, and its programming is as underground as its setting. The club is housed in an ancient ANZ bank vault, lending it a Tresor atmosphere. The lineups reflect progressive curators and subcultures, ensuring that no one is left out. Expect plenty of bass, techno, and left-field electro emanating from a 10,000-watt sound system. Most importantly, employees adhere to a strict ‘no dickheads’ policy and work to create a welcoming environment for that topless waitress Melbourne offers.

Chasers Nightclub

One of Melbourne’s largest and greatest nightclubs for international and special events, showcasing Melbourne’s top-class DJs every Friday and Saturday night from 9pm till late, spinning a diverse range of music types including funky house, vocal trance, and R&B. It’s perhaps most known for being the home of Poof Doof, a long-running LGBTQIA-friendly dance night.

The Night Cat

The mood is electrifying in this dimly lit boudoir-style band venue, and it’s easy to see why. The Night Cat has developed into a Fitzroy institution, with its eclectic line-up including live jazz, funk, and reggae. Generally, admission is free, unless you value your time and cannot afford to wait in the queue that snakes down Johnston St. Once inside, the wait is well worth it, since the venue features a …

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